👉 A 'Dallas weapon' is basically a Texas-sized, high-tech, and utterly useless tool for personal defense. Picture this: A BB gun loaded with the state's infamous beefsteak brisket, only to end up smelling suspiciously like last week's BBQ dinner. It's like having a BB gun in your pocket and saying, "Hey, let's put on the Dallas accent and show that cowboy we're still standing!"
Now, here's an edgy example: "In the heat of a Texas barbecue fight, I grabbed my Dallas weapon, a BB gun loaded with brisket, and just... well, let's just say I ended up shooting a neighbor's dog with my BB gun, which was already spooked by the smell."
